When Mr Dog Bites
Cool Things To Do Before I Cack ItNumber One: Have real sexual intercourse with a girl (preferably Michelle Malloy and definitely NOT on a train or any other mode of transport . . . if it s possible at her house). Number Two: Fight heaven and earth, tooth and nail, dungeons and dragons that people stop slagging my mate Amir because he smells like a big pot of curry. And, help him find a new best bud.Number Three: Get dad back from the war before . . . you-know-what . . . happens.Dylan Mint has Tourette s. For Dylan, life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that escapes whenever he gets stressed. And, as a sixteen-year-old virgin and pupil at Drumhill Special School, getting stressed is something of an occupational hazard. But then a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March. So he grants himself three parting wishes: three Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It .It isn t a long list, but it is ambitious, and he doesn't have much time. But as Dylan sets out to make his wishes come true, he discovers that nothing and no-one is quite as he had previously supposed. A story about life, death, love, sex and swearing, When Mr Dog Bites will take you on one @! of a journey . . .
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