As Thick As Thieves
Standing in an ID parade of incompetence, waiting to be picked out as Britain's stupidest criminal, we've assembled a line-up of bungling burglars, asinine assailants and thick thieves. Meet the man who handed himself in to claim the 'wanted' reward money and the bank robber who couldn't escape the building society because he was repeatedly pushing the pull door - until he took a run up and knocked himself out. Joining them inside HMP Stupid is a shoplifter who cunningly removed the security chips from items, only to stuff the tags into his pocket. Plus a pill-popping ninety-two year old who, when arrested for kerb crawling, decided to make a run for it. Unsurprisingly, the police were able to catch up with him. This is an ideal gift book that will make you laugh out loud.
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